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"I was too busy thinking about Vegeta's dick i got sidetracked" should legit be an excuse Bulma uses to explain why she's late on finishing a project or showing up for appointments.
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absolutely. she has a tiny electronic sign (like the ones in airports with sliding red messages) on her office door that indicates her employees when it’s ok to bother her. she can change it and write anything she wants from her desk’s computer, so it sometimes turn to “sorry. can’t invent shit right now. vegeta sent me a dick selfie”, or “sorry the boss is unavailable atm because tiny muscle man is visiting and we’re testing how well he fits under the desk”. vegeta becomes capsule corps’ employees’ hero because every single time he shows up and the message board magically changes bulma gives everyone a raise and a free beer

This is beautiful because imagine all of the capsule corp employees falling over themselves to make this tiny pissant comfortable when he’s there, and HE thinks like ‘HM YES I SEE *SOME* HUMANS ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT SOMEONE OF MY POWER’ but really theyre like-

Oh shit the boss’ long term boy toy is here! Everyones deadline is extended by a week and theres gonna be doughnuts in the breakroom! ALL HAIL THE BOSS’ BRINGER OF ORGASIMS.


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Be confident small immortals. You are not the only voice that all things utter, nor is there eternal silence in the places where you cannot come.
C.S. LewisPerelandra (via nataliatasha)
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The first official posters for all three films

(Source: thorinds)

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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Rani Zakhem Haute Couture | S/S ‘13

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this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group

it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them 

(Source: sometimes-alice)

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Be kind, please T___T

Hope you like it.

*runs back to her hole in panic*

this is sooo lame, lol!

But welp, this is for the Pirate Fairy fandom <3

I’ll probably delete it ;___; 

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Attack on Smaug

On that day, Lake-town received a grim reminder…

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Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

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This is true art right here.

Humans are great


(Source: best-of-memes)

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Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

Gloria Steinem used to say that as long as the accusation that someone was a Lesbian was used against all women seeking equality, it would remain important to avoid distancing from the term and to support those who claim it. We’ve lost a serious amount of momentum on that front. 

(Source: hurricane-)

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When Marnie Was There — Full Trailer

Video transcription:

Anna: In this world, there’s a magic circle that no one else can see. There’s an inside and outside to that circle, and I’m one of the outsiders. But that doesn’t matter. I… hate myself. 
Text: I’m waiting for you at that creek. Forever… 
Text: A work by director Hiromasa Yonebayashi 
Text: Omoide no Marnie (When Marnie Was There
Marnie: Are you OK? 
Anna: Yeah. 
Anna: Are you really a human? You look exactly like the girl who appeared in my dream… 
Marnie: Dream? This isn’t a dream. 
Marnie: Hey, please promise me. Let’s keep our friendship a secret. 
Anna: Yeah. It’s a secret. Forever. 
Text: I love you so much. 
Anna: Marnie… That’s too cruel! 
Marnie: Anna! My beloved Anna! 
Anna: Why did you leave me!? Why did you betray me!? 
Marnie: Anna, please! Please tell me you forgive me! 
Anna: Of course I forgive you! I like you! Marnie! 
Text: Omoide no Marnie: When Marnie Was There

The video features the film’s main theme song, “Fine on the Outside” by Priscilla Ahn. Premiere on Japan July 19.

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Star Trek Pokemon Trainers!

Jim: Zoroark, Raichu, Marowak, Typhlosion, Latias, Gastrodon

Bones: Gogoat, Kangaskhan, Carracosta, Chandelure, Crobat, Torterra

Nyota: Emolga, Gardevoir, Lapras, Mienshao, Ninetales, Meganium

Spock: Greninja, Gallade, Absol, Jolteon, Alakazam, Accelgor

Hikaru: Hitmonchan, Ninjask, Garchomp, Skarmory, Lanturn, Slowking

Pavel: Porygon-X, Galvantula, Flygon, Charizard, Vaporeon, Chatot

Carol: Lilligant, Swanna, Persian, Glaceon, Delphox, Mismagius

Gaila: Espeon, Sawsbuck, Tyranitar, Rapidash, Weavile, Walrein

Chris: Xerneas, Tropius, Serperior, Arcanine, Tyrantrum, Cofagrigus

Scotty: Groudon, Malamar, Magnetron, Ludicolo, Stoutland, Talonflame

Khan (as played by Sendhil Ramamurthy): Haxorus, Manectric, Mightyena, Gyarados, Lucario, Mamoswine

I might do versions of previous evolutions if enough people are interested!

read the captions